And so I made a little girl
How super cool for me
I waited 9 long months for this
And now my body’s free
It’s also very different and
I’m getting sick of this
I’ll fill you in on how a baby
Screws your shit up, sis
First and most important
Is the sweat and bad BO
You’ll think you turned into a man
Your nose will say ‘oh no!”
And then you’ll start to lose your hair
It falls in clumps all day
Honestly, I’m so surprised
I still have hair today
The joint pain really kills me
From my hands down to my toes
I cannot run or jump no more
That’s how this story goes
Probably the hardest change
Has been my monthly rag
It’s heavier; I bleed and bleed
It really is a drag
I had love for this body
Just a few short months ago
But now my hormones evened out
I just feel gross, you know?
I love my little girl
And even with all this, I’m glad
But all these changes all at once
Make me a little sad
